Jonathan Swift proposed some remedies which could prove highly effective given the current impasse in the House of Representatives, though in Gulliverʼs Travels he referred to the Senate:
The doctor [on the floating island of Laputa] proposed that on the meeting of a senate, certain physicians should attend at the three first days of their sitting, and at the close of each dayʼs debate, feel the pulses of every senator; after which, having maturely considered, and consulted upon the nature of the several maladies, and the methods of cure, they should on the fourth day return to the senate-house; attended by their apothecaries stored with proper medicines; and before the members sat, administer to each of them lenitives, aperitives, abstersives, corrosives, restringents, palliatives, laxatives, cephalalgicks, icterisks, apophlegmaticks, acousticks, as their several cases required; and, according as these medicines should operate, repeat, alter, or omit them at the next meeting.
This project could not be of any great expense to the public; and might, in my poor opinion, be of much use to the dispatch of business … beget unanimity, shorten debates, open a few mouths which are now closed, and close many more, which are now open.